A Chinese Phone Call

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
?Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can ?speak to me. Who is this
Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan ! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! ?but what's this urgent matter about
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this !hilarious but I don't have time for this
?Caller: You are so rude! Who are you
Operator: I'm Saw Ree.
!!Caller: Yes ! You should be sorry. Now give me your name
Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree
Caller: Oh ......God !!!! Just forget it

انا قريتها وتررجمتها
بس مش عارف الفايدة منها ايه يا نيو
ممكن تقولها؟

ههههههههههههه مش فايدة يا ميدو المفروض انه توبيك مضحك

ركز في الاسامي واللي اتفهم منها وانت تفهم قصدي

هههههههههههههه
ياعينى عليهم
توبك جااااااااامد اخر حاجه
تقبل مرورى يا نيو

ههههههههههههههههههههههههههه
فعلا يا نيو توبيك موتني من الضحك
ميرسي قوي